I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

(via buckybarnicles)

im-tha-doctor:

Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like 

  • toilet paper
  • bread
  • comic con 
  • milk

(via buckybarnicles)

  • Me: am I mean?
  • Friend: yes
  • Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via flannel)

coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

(via flannel)

vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom

vlkodlak:

fals3-words-fall-d3ad:

Bellossom went to rehab

good for you bellossom

(via ofallthingsali)

thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.

(via buckybarnicles)

Move too slow, think too fast

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